Tiny Tim — Santa Claus Has Got the Aids This Year

Oh - this is Santa Claus, saying I won't be around this year: I'm a bit sick! Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year And he won't be 'round to spread his Christmas cheer The reindeer all look blue They know what he's going through Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year He won't be yelling out, "Ho, ho, ho, ho!" But he'll be screaming out, "No, no, no, no!" He's lying sick in bed Call the doctor there instead Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year Each season, he is full of pep and vim But now the AIDS have got the best of him The nurses all look sad 'Cause Santa's got it bad Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year Oh - this is Santa Claus saying, I won't be here this year! I'm sick in bed with the AIDS! Oh, but I'll be back next year, next year! Don't cry for me, a doctor will cure me! There'll be no jingle bells upon his sleigh From everyone he's got to stay away Twelve months to wait, and then He'll soon be 'round again But Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year Oh... I'll miss you all - but I'll see you next year! Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year And he won't be 'round to spread his Christmas cheer The reindeer all look blue They know what he's going through But Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year There'll be no jingle bells upon his sleigh From everyone he's got to stay away Twelve months to wait, and then He'll soon be 'round again But Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year I said, Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year I said, Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year