Tom Waits — Lucky Day Overture

Ladies and gentlemen! Harry's Harbour Bizarre is proud to present under the big top tonight, Human Oddities That's right, you'll see the three-headed baby You'll see Hitler's brain See Leah Graff, the German midget who sat in J.P. Morgan's lap You'll see Priscilla Bajano, the monkey woman JoJo, the dog-face boy Jim Milton Malone, the human skeleton That's right, ladies and gentlemen! See Grace McDaniels, the mule-faced woman And she's the homeliest woman in the world Under the big top tonight, never before seen And if you have a heart condition, please be warned Don't forget to visit our snack bar at Charleston Grotto All sales are final Void where prohibited by law You'll see Sealo the seal boy who has flippers for arms You'll see Johnny Eck, the man born without a body He walks on his hands, he has his own orchestra, and is an excellent pianist See Gerd Bessler, the human pincushion And don't forget it's Ladies' Night here at Harry's Harbour Bizarre You'll see KoKo, the bird girl Mortando, the human fountain Step a little closer, ladies and gentlemen, and don't be shy Dig deep in your pockets You'll see Radion, the human torso Deep from the jungles of Africa Ladies and gentlemen Harry's Harbor Bizarre Ladies and gentlemen Harry's Harbor Bizarre