Too $hort — Blow Job Betty original

[Intro] Man, i rap so much I started to record over Because i got so much raps ain't no record can hold it And that's so true about Too Short Bitch must've told me, she said "Too Short, i love you" Ain't that a bitch? she said "I love you" You know what i said? I couldn't even start rapping. i said: [Verse 1] Bitch, who are you? You said you love me, but is that true? You asked me could you by my lady You wanted so much to have my babies So what, bitch? i bust your cherry? Hell fucking no, i don't wanna get married 'Cause can't no bitch hound me Talking some shit about a family I'm a player, and she's my whore I'm Sir Too Short and i'm a [?] The last thing i need is a wife Imma keep that title for my whole life But if i would, what'd happen to be Too Short, baby, what would you see If i had a son, say i had a son He'd be rocking cocaine by age one It's true, homeboy, it's not a cap I'mma tell this shit on the Short Side rap 'Bout the ladies, the women, the girls and freaks I got a rap for them, so listen to me I've been trying to say this all through my rhymes I'm gonna say that shit just one more time: Niggas ain't fucking, we're getting rich But that don't mean you can't suck dick Too Short ain't shit i made up But you sucked my dick and you never got fucked You say i'm not the real McCoy But you sucked my dick and my homeboy's You're a pro at sucking head You licked my balls where it feels best You sucked my dick better than right And that right there is Short Side The pimp tip, could never quit I heard a freak say: "that's the shit He took the cake, fucked a break Too Short, baby sure ain't fake" That's right, young freak, i'm your commander When it comes to Short [?] 'Cause a nigga ain't lame, step back bitch Unless you're trying to make me rich You told your friends i wanted you You dumb sprung freak, that's just not true You came to me and you had to ask Am i Too Short who sings the rap? When i replied: "yes i am" We were walking down the street, holding hands Then Too Short spit a [?] And the next thing you know, we was all [?] Someone had to ask my why do i call this rap "Short Side" Why, 'cause someone said to me "Too Short, side on that freak" If you drop the "Too", what's the tip? [Outro] Short Side, Short side, you freaky bitch (echoes)