Too $hort — Double Header

[Intro] Dubba dubba, dubba dubba Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba [Verse 1: Too $hort] Girl, why you wanna bother me? I already tried that monogamy I been stopped datin' young college freaks But don't start tryin' to Bill Cosby me Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo' Bitch, we can't be the Huxtables For me, that's like suicide If I ever get married, I want two brides [Chorus: Wallpaper] Hey girl; go and grab a friend for me One plus one could equal three, satisfaction guaranteed Hey girl; you and her and her and me Hot tub full of Hennessy, do it 'til we overheat One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader [Verse 2: Too $hort] Your wife is the warden Stay out all night, she might issue a warrant A straight APB And if you locked out the house you can't stay with me Musta got paroled 'cause you out now Last few years you was locked down Don't come to my house 'cause this different here Better go back home and be Cliff and Claire I never would marry no Whitney singer I want twins that look like Britney Binger A pretty actress like Make More Money You can have her, gimme two Playboy Bunnies I tell my wives to come to me I know you not havin' more fun than me If you in love, need to pop the question If you a player, don't stop the session [Chorus: Wallpaper] Hey girl; go and grab a friend for me One plus one could equal three, satisfaction guaranteed Hey girl; you and her and her and me Hot tub full of Hennessy, do it 'til we overheat One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader [Outro] Dubba dubba, dubba dubba Dubba dubba dubba doubleheader Dubba dubba, dubba dubba Dubba dubba dubba doubleheader One is fun, but two is better Now get butt-naked, let's fuck some mo' One is fun, but two is better Now get butt-naked, let's fuck some mo' One is fun, but two is better Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo'