Too $hort — Female Funk

[Too $hort] Hey there baby what's that haps I never saw a girl looking good as that I said you look so fine and your hair so long When I see you baby I sing this song Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk Female funk [Verse 1: Too $hort] I'll tell you bout a freak that I met Short got vicious when the funk got wet She's the one I won't forget Gotta get that funk like it ain't no sweat Like a seven eleven on a nonstop street The first young tender was a true blue freak 'Cause the funk will never quit When the funk gets mean can't tell me shit Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk Female funk [Verse 2: Too $hort] The second tender that I had Talk about fine, that girl was bad One young tender and Sir Too Short Gotta get that funk every day at four 'Cause a brother like me can't do without That funk, that jump, there's just no doubt She once was yours but now she's mine But when I get that funk I sing this rhyme Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk Female funk [Verse 3: Too $hort] The third young tender that I pulled Couldn't understand that Taurus's the bull Big time rapper that's what I am But in that funk I'm superman The third young tender she's the one For two whole days she had me sprung Working that funk like I know I should Just sing that song when the funk gets good Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk Female funk [Verse 4: Too $hort] The next young tender was the fourth So much love for Sir Too Short The fourth young tender I regret The girl got scared when the funk got wet Without that funk what's to play Sleep, and eat, and work all day Give me that funk and I just might shout Sir Too Short just turned you out Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk Female funk Too S-H-O-R-T female funk is all I see Baby and Short all night long Give me that funk and sing this song Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk Female funk F-U-N-K female funk is what I say Funk, funk, give me some more You get a lot of funk when you're named Too Short Give me that funk give me a lot That funk, that jump will never stop Just give me that funk, don't be wrong Everywhere I go they sing this song Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk Female funk I gotta get more gotta get in her Told my homie about the fifth young tender Called me up on the telephone And said "Sir Too Short I'm all alone" I said there's no need to say anymore Getting real funky is up to Too Short The true emcee is who I be Working that funk to the female beat Funk [scratch] I gotta get that funk Female funk Thirty eight, twenty four, thirty six All my tenders are extra thick Work that funk if you dare 'Cause my young tenders got funk to spare Watch your step you just might slip Sir Too Short on the tender tip Got to get that funk work that G When the funk gets hot just sing that beat Funk [scratch] gotta get that funk Female funk The next young tender down the line Is just a fan who loved my rhyme She saw me rolling so so hard Recognized game in the start There's no time so the story goes I rolled that freak like to's and fro's 'Cause I'm a vet not a punk Sir Too Short just rock that funk Funk [scratch] gotta get that funk Female funk Female funk, seven days, twenty two times, twenty-three what Smooth in motion around the clock Sir too short just rock that cock Funk [scratch] gotta get that funk Female funk