Too $hort — Im a Player Street Remix

[Chorus: Too $hort] I'm a player, bitch, I thought you knew Like every other nigga in the Dangerous Crew I bump hoes, now it's your turn Tell me, young tender, when will you learn? I'm a player, bitch (I'm a player, bitch; I'm a player, bitch; I'm a player, bitch) [Verse 1: Too $hort] You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen I ain't with no marriage and a wedding ring I'll be a player for life, so where's my wife? Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe 'Cause she must be smoking and I'm not jokin' Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland Got way mo' bitches than I ever need I put that on a big fat bag of weed 'Cause I can give you a bitch and wouldn't give you joint Bitches ain't shit and now I made my point So you can light that weed while I spit this rap And tell you 'bout a player from way back I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked Now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts Gettin' freaky in the right situations You wanna rap, well, that's a nice occupation To get pussy when you want and how you want it, fool 'Cause I was fucking ugly hoes back in high school I used to fuck young-ass hoes Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes Now I fuck top notch bitches Tell a story 'bout rags to riches 'Bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set Been mackin' for years and ain't fell off yet So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop-top Caddy Throw a peace sign and say 'Hey, pimp daddy!' 'Cause I never would front on my folks I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes Bitches come a dime a dozen So don't get mad when I fuck your cousin Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch Short Dog in the house with some player shit [Chorus: Too $hort] I'm a player, bitch, I thought you knew Like every other nigga in the Dangerous Crew I bump hoes, now it's your turn Tell me, young tender, when will you learn? I'm a player, bitch (I'm a player, bitch; I'm a player, bitch; I'm a player, bitch) [Verse 2: Too $hort] All you fake players peep game from the real Player hatin' lover, tell me how do ya feel When you're frontin' to the homies how you grindin' Look for a tramp, but you can't find 'em You got one girlfriend and see her every night Come around the partners, lyin' 'bout your life Looked at your watch it said 6:22 Cut to the house and said 'Baby, I love you' Can't act like a mack like Playboy Short And the rest of the macks in the streets of the O, bitch Comin' up we learned how to break these hoes And when you're through gettin' yours then you shake these hoes And when you're older, it's nothin' but a routine Makin' G's every day, workin' blue jeans I know I seen it before, I see it again Young tender saying, 'Short, would you be my man' [Chorus: Too $hort] I'm a player, bitch, I thought you knew Like every other nigga in the Dangerous Crew I bump hoes, now it's your turn Tell me, young tender, when will you learn? I'm a player, bitch (I'm a player, bitch; I'm a player, bitch; I'm a player, bitch) [Instrumental break] [Interlude: Ant Banks] Yeah, it's a lot of fake players out there Talkin' bad about Ant Banks, you know what I'm sayin' But I ain't trippin' though Short Dog, what you do about them player haters? [Verse 3: Too $hort] Tryna stay away from Kris Kross imitators Put ya in a cross 'cause they're really just haters I thought you knew, Short Dog is a player Born to mack, and got bitches everywhere I ride around town in my clean-ass cars Screenin' these hoes like movie stars Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat I was born to mack, I'm hookin' hoes like crack I be a monkey on your back, bitch Until you kick that Short Dog habit, got you all on my dick And even though I can't fuck you every day That's 'cause I got another bitch around the way We can all get together on a late night Cut to the house, hook somethin' up real tight I really don't care 'Cause I'm a player [Chorus: Too $hort] I'm a player, bitch, I thought you knew Like every other nigga in the Dangerous Crew I bump hoes, now it's your turn Tell me, young tender, when will you learn? I'm a player, bitch (I'm a player, bitch; I'm a player, bitch; I'm a player, bitch) [Instrumental break] [Outro: Too $hort] I'm a player, bitch, I thought you knew Like every other nigga in the Dangerous Crew I bump hoes, now it's your turn Tell me, young tender, when will you learn? I'm a player, bitch (I'm a player, bitch; I'm a player, bitch; I'm a player, bitch)