Too $hort — Playboy Short II

[Verse 1] Well I’m Playboy S-H-O-R-T I rap so fresh to the funky beat I’m always here, the Oakland player Breakin’ young freaks, baby, I don’t care I was born to mack, I don’t care what you think I’m young and fresh and havin’ bank Too $hort, baby, cold as hell Down to rap, and so for real I’m never fake when I break ‘cause I sho’ can rap Sucka MC’s acknowledge that I’ll be a star, you’ll be my fan I’ll treat you like my woman putting bank in my hands Just an everyday thang from the big O vet All the players out here tell you that’s no sweat Rollin’ two-tones, baby, day and night And I don’t stop rappin’ when I’m on the mic All the young girls scream, “Short, don’t stop” Got 75 waitin’ back in my drop Me and Chic pullin’ freaks from near and far Even pulled a few freaks for my bodyguard Eight deep in a limo, jammin’ the beat Rollin’ on back to the O city On a one-way trip, if you catch my drift Straight to the house for the homie’s fix Too Short baby, on the go To all you freaks, I know you know Get busy, or get lost ‘Cause if you come with the crew, you’re tossed Sittin’ back, she likes my body I kick on back while I watch her mount me I come fresh every time I speak Right at my show, see me pullin’ a freak I’m gettin’ busy, forget the junk Too Short baby gotta get that funk Like a champ in the back, just opened the roof No champagne, drink gin and juice There’s a freak show jumpin’ on the old Bay Bridge Too Short baby all on that bitch I’m a veteran, baby, in this game And Too Short baby that is my name I don’t stop these raps when I’m on the mic I spit it hard and fresh all day and night So check it out baby ‘cause it just won’t stop Too Short baby She’s a fast mouth bitch, broke ass bitch Walking around town with a vicious itch I heard you started hookin’ – where’s your pimp? Tryin’ to get a hit and ain’t got ten cents You work all day, so you smoke all night You know it’s not right but that’s your life You just steal from your mother, breaking your broad You think you’re down but you really ain’t hard Fake mic singer, but you ain’t that You’re a lowdown, no good dirty rat So you smoke for a hit and then come right back You wanna start smoking and only get smacked Too Short baby, I make G’s I work leather suits when it’s 90 degrees See me sweatin’ like a pig, but I’m not trippin’ Jumped in the Benz with the air condition Turn on the beat and wiggle my toes And rock that bitch like brand new Vogues Might saddle up, might ride it tough But before I'm finished, I will get rough I’m from the E the S the O, and yes Freak nasty, I am so fresh People might tell you I can’t rap But I roll Benz and my bank is fat Since I was born, I wanted to be a player Now I got young freaks everywhere I’m the M-the A-the C-the K The truest young player in the USA Too Short baby, you know I’m hard Your girl tried to choose me and I dogged the broad Keep telling yourself couldn’t be like that But the bitch so sprung on a Too Short rap I could do what I want, just do what I please I walk through the door and she’s down on her knees Players like me play it just like that My game jumps off and I don’t step back Too Short baby, on the mic And I tell ya like this, I’ll tell you right I’m the Playboy Short, big mack on the mic Every day of my life fresh raps I write Gonna chill on out where the players chill Studio piece in the Oakland Hills From New Year’s Day to New Year’s Eve You’ll find me here just rockin’ the beat With my pen in my hand and my headphones on And right next to me is the microphone So when I grab that mic, I just get right up Hit a few raps while I tear shit up Like Molly the mopper, the big big bopper I got her in the bed and I just couldn’t stop her Too Short raps in your fuckin’ face The beat’s real funky and you feel the bass You see I made it, played it, and now it’s out So just kick on back while I tell you about This freak I met, her name was Mary I took her to the house and I popped that cherry She was so willing but she was so tight I had to work it and I worked it right Because that’s my nature, I don’t quit When the funk hits me, you can’t tell me shit I’m a player, baby, call me Short I rock D.C. the way I rock New York You see the Playboy S-H-O-R-T Will come just ready with a funky beat You see I rock L.A. then I hit Detroit ‘Cause I’m the MC mack, the real McCoy I’m not from New York ‘cause I got my start Coming straight from Oakland and I still rap hard So before you say it, I’m warning you, watch it Whenever I rap, homeboy, I rock it Just two hot, two fresh beats Sir Too Short in about two weeks And in L.A., the jam is played Way past 2 by your favorite DJ Two times, and then maybe two more Everybody wanna hear Sir Too Short So just turn it up loud and I’ll be coming through And you’ll find out, baby, that it just takes two Just two hot, two fresh beats Sir Too Short in about two weeks I’m the Playboy Short, the ladies man Doing it twice for all my names Funk it up, funk it up and have no fear A young virgin told me wait two years But I was outta that place in two seconds flat All it took was two and I rock her back Punk bitch [Verse 2] I took homegirl to a drive-in movie Jumped in the back and freaked her groupie Had it going on in the back of the hog Had the radio on and the windows fogged Have a girl saying, “Short, give me some more” It only takes two, cool Sir Too Short Just one MC all by myself I said it only takes two and I don’t need help [Verse 3] I went to a party – guess who was in it? Two dumb suckas and in just two minutes They were on the mic speaking my name Saying Too Short don’t know the game But when I got on the mic I said two rhymes And both of those suckas said “sorry” two times I couldn’t lie, I tried to be nice But I just couldn’t help it, I was laughing twice With just two hot, two fresh beats Sir Too Short in about two weeks And the jam is made by one named Too Fresh as hell and it’s just for you So just take it, and don’t give it back ‘Cause it’s worth a lot of money with Short on the track That could only be true, and I have no doubt It only takes two and I’ll turn you out BITCH!