Too $hort — Player Card

[Intro: Too $hort] Nah, baby I don't think I wanna be a player no mo' I done been through a lot of hoes Lot of women, lot of bitches, lot of relationships All the drama Tryin' to find a real one, baby [Chorus: SNL] If you don't wanna be a player no more Then show me who you really are If you don't wanna be a player no more Turn in your player card If you don't wanna be a player no more Then show me who you really are If you don't wanna be a player no more Turn in your player card [Verse 1: Too $hort] There comes a time in every player's life When you think about a family and havin' a wife You had enough, you can't take this shit Put a end to all the meaningless relationships And find one that means everything I'm talkin' 'bout white dresses and wedding rings Used to be strip clubs and the Bunny Room But now you're in love on a honeymoon You used to keep a extra chick Just for booty calls and sexy trips But now you at the grocery sto' Target, Wal-Mart, and Home Depot If you break out of prison, and jump the wall You couldn't even get a date, you wouldn't know who to call You had a lot of women and you played 'em hard But you retired now, give up that player card [Chorus: SNL] If you don't wanna be a player no more Then show me who you really are If you don't wanna be a player no more Turn in your player card If you don't wanna be a player no more Then show me who you really are If you don't wanna be a player no more Turn in your player card [Verse 2: Too $hort] A lot of players called it quits Come across the love pit and fall in it Ain't nothin' wrong with love Early in the morning you just want a hug I've been there a million times Ask me how I'm doin', I'm feelin' fine But really what I feel inside Is the need to have somethin' real in my life I had it before But I'm like Cameo, I go "Back and Forth" Like Big Pun and Joe Sometimes "I don't wanna be a player no more" And when the time comes around, you know what's next Throw away my phone and my Rolodex It's gone, and I didn't even notice it My player card expired and I'm stuck with my old bitch [Chorus: SNL] If you don't wanna be a player no more Then show me who you really are If you don't wanna be a player no more Turn in your player card If you don't wanna be a player no more Then show me who you really are If you don't wanna be a player no more Turn in your player card [Verse 3: Too $hort] Your player card got revoked And it can't be renewed - no, it's not a joke Once you give it up, it's hard to get it back 'Cause fallin' in love is like hittin' crack One hit and you a junkie All day and night you'll be lickin' that monkey You love the way it's sticky and funky You said, "I don't wanna live, if she don't want me" I never had days like that 'Cause I came up in Oakland, raised by macks I gotta get that scratch I get it from a batch, or from my raps It's gon' happen, 'cause the game is here Ask Bishop Don Juan, I'm a famous player You know when love'll happen for me? When I start buyin' hookers, and rappin' for free Never! [Chorus: SNL] If you don't wanna be a player no more Then show me who you really are If you don't wanna be a player no more Turn in your player card If you don't wanna be a player no more Then show me who you really are If you don't wanna be a player no more Turn in your player card [Outro: Too $hort] It ain't expired yet, baby I'm thinkin' 'bout renewin' it Short Dog in the house PFL - Player For Life Player For Life, baby Sometimes I feel like I don't wanna be a player But I am... Smoke one wit'cha potna, mayne You in the mix with Too $hort, "Still Blowin'" New album comin soon, baby What's my favorite word?