Too $hort — Short Side

[Intro] Short Side! Too Short, you know ain't nothing but a side buster [Verse 1] Well it's true, homeboy, I can't lie I got a brand new rap and I call it Short Side You just don't know, you're so near Guess what, baby boy, you get to hear Short Side, burning rubber on a bitch And give her toilet paper so when she shits In her drawers, in the street When she sees me rolling, luxury When she wants so much to take a ride That right there is Short Side Having more bitches wanting me For only one thing: head surgery If you can't understand that pimping tip It's freaky lizard lips all on my dick If i talk too strong, don't kick back Short Side emotion, here's the Rap Too Short, I hear her call my name Because she's so so sprung on the Too Short game I don't even know what you wanna tell me [?] you wanna freak You can only suck dick 'cause you're much too fast And on that pussy i got to pass So, what you gonna do, what do you know? Do you wanna take a ride so you can blow If you don't that's on, Too Short's gone I bet another young freak will come along They think I get down 'cause I'm so damn rich Never left a party without a bitch I just work' em, drop 'em and they all find out All i get down is dick in her mouth No two times have been the same But another bitch's fucked by the Too Short game Raise up, homie, can't you forget it? You gonna get fucked if you try to sweat it She was a young tender, I couldn't resist her Punk, i didn't know that was your sister But all that shit is beside the point 'Cause all i did was smoke a joint It knock me out, without a roll Your sister sucked me like indo smoke Nigga, that's game, you should know Don't tell me your bitches don't ever blow Because if they don't, listen to me: You're a T-R-I-C-K, baby I can understand if she refused But you got to ask and she'll suck you 'Cause all the homies know the tip Freaky lizard lips all on my dick Bitches are starting to recognize Niggas don't like them open thighs The cap is: a nigga don't even know her And the bitches don't care, she'll still bend over She suckin' my dick, and in her mind It's a popsicle in the summertime She's sucking it good, like a winner She's going to drop on top and stick it in her I slapped that bitch and said "Get down, ho" "My nut ain't came, now suck some more" Up and down I see her work I throw my arms to the back and call her dirt Said "I'll beat your ass with a billy club" "If you don't keep sucking and make me nut" Ho, you better listen to this: You're sucking dinner, so suck it, bitch I like a bitch who can suck dick She's gotta blow more head, blow more head than Blowjob Betty, oh yeah (echoes) Blowjob Betty (echoes) Gotta blow more head than Blow Job Betty Lick my balls 'til my dick gets harder Blow more head than a well blows water Telling a little story on the microphone: Biatch, you can't fuck with me! I got my dick sucked by Blow Job Betty Don't you know what that means? Well, i'll tell you the story of Blow Job Betty When it came to sucking, she was ready Since Betty was young, she seen the shit Everynight she sucked her daddy's dick At first she hated it, [?] Then she started to make it fun After a while, she found a way To pretend daddy's dick was her birthday cake All sweet and nothing sour Suckin' on her daddy in the midnight hour She was eighteen when I met her She was in the bathroom, she was putting in work My dick got hard, and I was ready She was sucking my homie like a baby on a titty When his nut came, I stepped up Pulled out my dick for that bitch to suck She licked my dick up and down My balls were bouncing on the ground But then I shot a fatal nut It knocked that bitch on her butt She couldn't even breathe, she was holding her throat Me and my homie just hit the door My homeboy said "Short, don't worry" But then next day i read this story: "A young girl died, just last night She choked on sperm in her windpipe It was on her face, her neck and chest And we're sorry to say, there's no suspects" When i thought that, my brain clicked: I bust a nut and killed a bitch And don't tell me: "Short, that's petty" 'Cause you've never got sucked by Blow Job Betty Blowjob Betty (x4) Betty (echoes)