Too $hort — The Dangerous Crew

[Intro] Tell 'em what we do in here, Dangerous... [Verse 1: Too $hort] Get some drums from a break and then break yo' ass You want beats from the crew? We'll take yo' cash 5 G's for a muthafuckin' song And if you can't pay it, keep movin' on I'm into somethin' that your fake ass never can handle With your SP-12 and your raggedy samples Better stick with the James Brown and pay him 'Cause the JD 800 ain't even playin' Unless Pee Wee hit them keys Ant Banks on the beats, now we makin' G's $horty B got the bass and we sellin' it Shit kinda fat like a muthafuckin' elephant Sample that shit if you want You better try to sample this dangerous funk 'Cause ain't nobody trippin' on your fake ass tape Should've got some beats from my nigga Ant Banks But Banks ain't thinkin' 'about no weak shit Now you're goin' out like MC Bitch And ain't nothin' worth killin' like a sucker Why you wanna make fake beats, muthafucker Should've came real like the Oakland city Beat your ass to death with a S950 It's not a James Brown loop, it's not Parliament But you can smell it 'cause the sho' got a funky scent It's called The Dangerous Crew, make you feel stupid Play a thousand records and you still can't loop it 'Cause it's not to be found, but if you do Nothin' you could try make you sound like the crew [Interlude] Yeah man Just another gangsta kickin' the player pimp shit for nine trey [Verse 2: Pee Wee] When you're with The Dangerous Crew Bitches wanna hang with you Think about the thing in you She can suck a thing or two Niggas in other gangs wanna hang with you Know your slang, made a few fools wanna slang Would you tell them bitches they sang Or would you lie to get that thing 'cause they gameless Them aimless, niggas get extinguished But they're just muthafuckers Got bitches duckin' suckers When we come to town, mayn We rollin' fat with dank, ain't fuckin' with that brown thing The $horty B and $hort, we goin' international Fuck the local fashion show Niggas can't be broke Mhisani for the money fuck a bitch until she dizzy And me and the biggity-biggity-Banks is gettin' perkin' off Alizé Big Bob's down with the crew ready to do Any muthafucker steppin' to F.M. Blue and Randy Austin You're lost when You thought that you can hang with this Niggas, this is dangerous [Verse 3: Spice 1] I'm committin' a 187 so give me the clip and let me pow I'm down with The Dangerous Crew, so nigga, whatcha wanna do The alias East Bay Gangsta, you can catch me peelin' caps Known for killin' every muthafucker dead in my raps, nigga So give me the clip and let me pow one 'Cause everybody dyin' on this next fuckin' album Dumpin' 'em up in ditches, kill the snitches Sell a Glock to a gee for these player hatin' bitches Gets my smob on, gets my mob on And niggas be talkin' the shit, but yo' I'm quick to get my rob on 'Cause peelin' your cap will put my dick on swoll Muthafuck you bitch, goddamn asshole [Verse 4: Ant Banks] It's the Big Badass back on that ass, so it's on G I'm kickin' the funky shit for the gangstas only Straight dangerous, we cold mack the most (yeah bitch!) And we do that coast to coast Now all the macks in the house, just grab your dick And tell em funky cock hoes to have a lick Fuckin' with the gin and juice, dick hard as a rock Hoes block to block, so what's up with the cock? I gotta get it goin' on 'til I reach my peak With a late night freak everyday of the week Ant Banks, the hoes keep yellin' my name But I ain't trippin' 'cause a nigga got all the game From the streets of Oakland, the city of dope And I'm hopin' that the hoes keep the pussy hole open To a nigga like me 'cause the pussy is free Never pay to play 'cause it's plain to see That the big dick gangsta's in the house And The Dangerous Crew's gonna turn it out So everybody out there that's talkin' shit I'ma wash my name out your mouth with my dick 'Cause it's a dangerous thing and I thought you knew Boy, you can't fuck with the crew [Verse 5: Mhisani] Clinch your booty cheek, shut your eyes and grit your teeth Goldy's 'bout to explode, I put your shit to sleep I'm like the wick on a stick of dynamite Light me up when I find a mic And watch me flow real tight, while you flowin' - kinda tight Goldy bitches comin' tighter than some virgin pussy If I ever get loose and start stankin' please douche me The Dangerous Crew ain't no strangers to What these fingers do, hang his crew A cold dead nigga changes blue The skull and crossbones Bitches get tossed on, niggas get flossed on Take your mic and bury it like it's a lost bone If you was a pussy you'd get fucked If you was a dick you'd get circumsized You better back the fuck up or I hurt them eyes Fuck with Goldy you be hoe in' With your shirt above your stomach in a bow tie Unbuttoned with your nipples showin' D to the A-N-G-E-R-O-U-S is the true test In Oakland makin' the funk, so won't you stick to what you do best Keep a dick in your ass and keep your 9 to 5 And don't be runnin' and rappin' about you signed to Jive And I don't give a fuck if it angers you Fuck you warthogs, I'm down the $hort Dog and The Dangerous Crew Bitch