Too $hort — The Magazine

[Chorus: Chase Hattan] You only see her in magazines Look, look at shorty, she follow the dreams But you can only see her in the magazines And I hit that all the time [Verse 1: Too $hort & (Chase Hattan)] You in love with her, you wanna marry her Make lots of love and have kids with her 'Cause she's a bad girl, you can't get with her Unless you go to her job and you tippin' her (She's a bad girl, yeah) You fantasize about a lot of things But the truth is, that's not your dream That's hers, and that's all she wants Can't tell nobody so she gots to front We all gotta have a dream Staring at things in the magazines Life ain't fair but it always seems I never wanna talk when you're callin' me We have sex but we never kiss What you gon' do with that wedding dress? I saw you on stage, you the finest thing But I still can't buy that diamond ring [Chorus: Chase Hattan] You only see her in magazines Look, look at shorty, she follow the dreams But you can only see her in the magazines And I hit that all the time [Verse 2: Too $hort] You fell in love young and got married To some of these girls, that's scary Stay home, you can't go out now Stuck in the house on lockdown Just can't go on like this 'Cause all you get is boring sex Keep watchin' them porno tapes You want it but you can't go on no dates So you stare at the magazines Dreamin', wishin' you could have those things But all you do is cook and clean Feels like somebody just took your dreams (Took your dreams, dreams) And your husband said it: "It won't happen, forget it" You laughin', but it ain't so funny 'Cause you know you coulda been a Playboy Bunny [Chorus: Chase Hattan] You only see her in magazines Look at shorty, she follow the dreams Coulda been a Playboy, coulda been a Playboy Bunny And I hit that all the time [Verse 3: Too $hort & (Chase Hattan)] It feels good when you clap to the music Can't dance? All you gotta do is two-step Listen to 'em play that acoustic We 'bout to do this You wish and you dream and hope you get things You want 'em, but nope, it's just dreams Wake up and don't know what it means (Coulda been a Playboy Bunny) We all gotta have a dream Staring at things in the magazines Dreaming, wishing you can have those things [Chorus: Chase Hattan] You only see her in magazines Look, look at shorty, she follow the dreams But you can only see her in the magazines And I hit that all the time [Outro: Too $hort & Chase Hattan] Coulda been a Playboy, Playboy, coulda been a Play Look, look at shorty, she follow the dreams Coulda been a Playboy Bunny But you can only see her in the magazines And I hit that all the time