Two Poor Boys — My Baby Got a Yo-Yo

My baby's got a yo-yo, Lord, it's black and red I say, my baby's got a yo-yo, Lord, it's black and red Sometimes she gets the yo-yo and talks all out of her head I wish my baby could yo-yo by herself I wish my baby could yo-yo by herself If I try to please her, swear I kill my fool self Started yo-yoing one night at eight, ended half past ten Started yo-yoing one night at eight, baby, ended half past ten And when I woke up the next mornin', same old thing again I wish my baby could yo-yo by herself I wish my baby could yo-yo by herself If I try to please her, kill my fool self My baby told me this morning, "Daddy, before you go." My baby told me this morning, "Daddy, before you go If you don't yo-yo tonight, honey, you can't stay here no more."