Unknown Artist — Bimbo No. 5

[Spoken Intro] Ladies and gentlemen. Where is bimbo number 5? Are you ready for the Billennium? [Verse 1] One, two, three, four, six Everybody in the car, let's go have sex To the hotel around the corner The girls want to do the president But I really don’'t wanna Get caught like I did last year I'll find a new girl with a great big rear I had Monica, and Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen And maybe five other girls in between But I like to try a new piece of pork When old pumpkin legs is in New York If she'’s alive I will try to jump her Then I will dump her [Chorus] A little bit of Monica, ohh no more A little bit of Jennifer, out the door A little bit of Paula, on the bed A little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead! [Post-Chorus 1] Bimbo number five! [Verse 2] Pull your pants down And toss it on the ground Now bark like a hound And I'll make a doggy sound I'll chase you And you chase me And if I get caught Will you spank my fanny please? Clap your hands once Here’s a big surprise Everyone was wrong It points to the right! [Chorus] Monica'’s gone away Maybe Miss America would come and play A little bit of Brittany would be nice A little bit of Hillary I'm on ice [Post-Chorus 2] Bimbo number 5! Booty Call! [Interlude] Hey baby! Have you ever been involved in a forty billion investigation? As a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seel on them Hey, want to see the Eagles beak get real big (ha ha ha ha ha) Note to myself Nail her later [Chorus] A little bit of Monica, ohhh no more A little bit of Kathleen, out the door Jennifer Lopez, in my bed A little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead! [Post-Chorus 3] Oh I do love New York! Won't you please elect my wife? Ya know, get her out of the house 'cos yeah I got yard work to do, yeah that's right Yard Work [Outro] Oh, excuse me? Bimbo number Six?