Unknown Artist — Oh Heichou

You kicked me in a room full of fifty people Leaving footprints in my cheeks A kingdom that wants to kill me Saved my life with your two feet The Titans are coming But I can’t help noticing How you spin so fast And your nice ass Your furrowed brow and chiseled chest Make me blush and take away my breath Oh please agree to marry me Set our love free!! Oh Heichou! Oh Heichou! Don’t care you’re less than five foot four Oh Heichou! Oh Heichou! Slam my face into the floor! I don’t care that your twice my age I think you’re really hot The fact you’re old never bothered me anyway I don’t mind the height difference And how your legs are really short 'Cause I know they're inverse proportion To your big titanic sword! Humanity’s strongest is quite rude And likes to make jokes about poop But in his heart I can see Beauty! Oh Heichou! Oh Heichou! Swinging through the trees Oh Heichou! Oh Heichou! Hair flowing through the breeze And here I’ll stand Always by your side I hope neither of us die! I’ll kill the titans so that one say you’ll be free See the lands outside A caged bird you will never be See the ocean and these words I’ll finally say I love your heart and soul But only on that day Oh Heichou! Oh Heichou! I won’t let you die within these walls Oh Heichou! Oh Heichou! I swear I’ll give it my all Let me confess I like your cleanliness! Come on Levi! Let’s make this anime a hentai…