Unknown Artist — She Was a China Teacup and He Was Just a Mug

[Verse 1] She was a china teacup And he was a coffee mug When he would see that teacup It gave his heart a tug She was a way above him High up on another shelf Still, he was sure she'd love him If he declared himself So, one day on the table He was at her side by chance He seized this opportunity To start his big romance But, when he began to speak up She gave him a nasty shrug For she was a china teacup And he was just a mug [Bridge] The kettlе on the hearth would sing to him The spoony littlе spoon would cling to him The Daphne even offered her ring to him But none of these girls meant a thing to him [Verse 2] A sugar bowl, the sweetest little soul Wanted to console him But he was set on just one goal And no-one could control him There was a saucy saucer Who met him at every meal She was a torso tosser With lots of sex appeal Our handsome hero [?] They could not make him stir Although they had the kind of charm That gentlemen prefer So, all through the day he'd peek up At somebody proud and smug She was a china teacup And he was just a mug