Unknown Artist — The Twelve Days Of Christmas

The twelve days of christmas (Alan Sherman) On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me A Japanese transistor radio On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me Green polka dot pajamas And a Japanese transistor radio (It's a Nakashuma.) On the third day of Christmas My true love gave to me A calendar book with the name of my insurance man Green polka dot pajamas And a Japanese transistor radio (It's the Mark iv model. That's the one that's discontinued.) On the fourth day of Christmas My true love gave to me A simulated alligator wallet A calendar book with the name of my insurance man Green polka dot pajamas And a Japanese transistor radio (And it comes in a Leatherette case with holes in it. So you could listen right Through the case.) On the fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be A simulated alligator wallet A calendar book with the name of my insurance man Green polka dot pajamas And a Japanese transistor radio (And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you could stick in your ear, an D a thing on the other end that you can't stick anywhere because it's bent.) On the sixth day of Christmas My true love gave to me A hammered aluminum nutcracker And all that other stuff And a Japanese transistor radio [Continue until. .. ] On the twelfth day of Christmas Although it may seem strange; On the twelfth day of Christmas I'm going to exchange: An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television but not w Hen you get it home A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter A pair of teakwood shower clogs An indoor plastic birdbath A pink satin pillow that says ''San Diego'' with fringe all around it A hammered aluminum nutcracker A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be A simulated alligator wallet A calendar book with the name of my insurance man Green polka dot pajamas And a Japanese transistor radio @parody @Xmas @seasonal @gift Filename[ twlvxms2 Jy ===Document boundary