Van Halen — Hot for Teacher

[Instrumental Intro] [Spoken] "Oh wow, man, that's it" "Wait a second, man What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?" "My butt, man!" Oh, uh! Oh yeah! [Verse 1] T-t-teacher, stop that screamin' Teacher, don't you see? Don't wanna be no uptown fool Maybe I should go to Hell, but I'm doin' well And teacher needs to see me after school [Pre-Chorus] I think of all the education that I missed But then my homework was never quite like this [Chorus] Ow, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad I'm hot for teacher I've got it bad, so bad I'm hot for teacher [Spoken] "Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!" ("I'm ready") "I brought my pencil Gimme something to write on, man!" Yeah, go Uh! Ooh [Verse 2] I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold I know about this school Little girl from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold? How did you know that golden rule? [Pre-Chorus] I think of all the education that I missed But then my homework was never quite like this [Chorus] Whoa, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad I'm hot for teacher I've got it bad, so bad I'm hot for teacher Wha-oh [Guitar Solo] [Spoken] "Oh man, I think the clock is slow, man" ("What are you doing this weekend?") "I don't feel tardy" "Class dismissed!" Ooh yeah [Chorus] I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad I'm hot for teacher Oh Oh, a-yes I'm hot Wow! [Outro] Oh my God! Whoo!