Vanity 6 — 3X26

[Verse 1] Let me tell U my story My favorite band in life is playing in town on Wednesday night I wish to God I had the nerve to go The singer in the band's my type, not too big or small But I hate to let my inner feelings show [Chorus] My made-up name is Vanity 'cause a girl's best friend's her pride And a working girl don't have to tolerate the mailman's tricks Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie But with a female, 3 times 2 equals 6 [Verse 2] When I'm older, I wanna be a movie star just like Greta Garbo Then I can tell everybody what to do Well, she was so cool, it was plain to see that she was in control I bet she never played the part of anyone's fool [Chorus] So, my made-up name is Vanity 'cause a girl's best friend's her pride And a working girl don't have to tolerate the mailman's tricks, oh no Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie But with a female, 3 times 2 equals 6 Play your song one time, baby girl I don't think they heard you now, baby [Bridge] That's all I need to say because I think you understand Unless of course, in another life, you were a man [Chorus] Please believe me when I tell you, a girl's best friend's her pride A working girl don't have to tolerate the mailman's tricks, no she don't Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie But with a female, 3 times 2 equals 6 Won't somebody help me Please believe me when I tell you, a girl's best friend's her pride A working girl don't have to tolerate the mailman's tricks, sister can you hear me Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie But with a female, 3 times 2 equals 6 Sister can you hear me talking to ya Please believe me when I tell you, a girl's best friend's her pride A working girl don't have to tolerate the mailman's tricks, sister can you hear me Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie But with a female, 3 times 2 is 6