Various Artists — A Whole Lot Worse

PEGGY (spoken) : Honey, you wanna know about bad? PEGGY: When I was a young girl 'Bout the age of one I shot up my crib With a BB gun I never behaved Never followed no rules They kicked me out of nine nursery schools! Every year for Mother's Day I'd steal my mother's purse (She steals her mother's purse) So if you wanna be bad You're gonna have to do a whole lot worse HATCHET-FACE: My whole life long I've been called a disgrace I can hold up a bank Using only my face I'm the nastiеst creature You evеr did see On Halloween I dress up as me! One look my way could make an angry mob disperse (Make that mob disperse) So if you wanna be bad You're gonna have to do a whole lot worse (A whole lot worse) WANDA, PEGGY & HATCHET-FACE: You're so squeaky clean You're so spic and span You never litter Or loiter Or drink from a can! So when you start bragging 'bout your wicked life We're like switchblades laughing at a butter knife WANDA: My body's a paradise Of swivels and curves Ever since I was twelve I've been a magnet for perves One day the Oscar Mayer man Tried to cop a feel I climbed up and stabbed him in his weinermobile! I nearly turned that hotdog into a hearse (A hotdog into a hearse) PEGGY: So do you wanna be bad? WANDA: Or mean? HATCHET-FACE: Or plain perverse? ALLISON (spoken): Yeah! WANDA, PEGGY & HATCHET-FACE: If you wanna be bad You're gonna have to do a whole lot worse (Yeahhh) HATCHET-FACE: It takes years to be bad It ain't no passing fad WANDA: It takes commitment and time to master petty crime PEGGY: So if you want your degree In delinquency WANDA, PEGGY & HATCHET-FACE: You're gonna have to be... A whole hell of a lot worse!