Various Artists — All Er Nuthin

[WILL] You'll have to be a little more standoffish When fellers offer you a buggy ride [ADO ANNIE] I'll give a imitation of a crawfish And dig myself a hole where I can hide [WILL] I heared how you was kickin' up some capers When I was off in Kansas City, Mo [ADO ANNIE] No [WILL] I heard some things you couldn't print in papers From fellers who been talkin' like they know [ADO ANNIE] Foot! I only did the kind of things I orta, sorta To you I was as faithful as c'n be fer me Them stories 'bout the way I lost my bloomers—rumors! A lot of tempest in a pot of tea [WILL] The whole thing don't sound very good to me [ADO ANNIE] Wеll, ya see [WILL] I go and sow my last wild oat I cut out all shenanigans I save my money, don't gamblе or drink In the back room down at Flannigans I give up lotsa other things A gentleman never mentions But before I give up anymore I wanta know your intentions With me it's all or nuthin' Is it all or nuthin' with you? It cain't be "in between" It cain't be "now and then" No half and half romance will do I'm a one woman man, home lovin' type All complete with slippers and pipe Take me like I am, er leave me be! If you cain't give me all, give me nuthin' And nuthin's what you'll git from me [ADO ANNIE] Not even sump'n? [WILL] Nuthin's what you'll git from me! [Instrumental] [ADO ANNIE] It cain't be "in between" [WILL] Uh-uh [ADO ANNIE] It cain't be "now and then" [WILL] No half and half romance will do! [ADO ANNIE] Would you build me a house All painted white Cute and clean and purty and bright [WILL] Big enough fer two but not fer three! [ADO ANNIE] S'posin' that we should have a third one? [WILL] He better look a lot like me [ADO ANNIE] The spittin' image [WILL] He better look a lot like me [ADO ANNIE] With you, it's all er nuthin' All fer you, and nuthin' for me But if a wife is wise She's gotta realize Men like you are wild and free So I ain't gonna fuss Ain't gonna frown Have yer fun Go out on the town Stay up late and don't come home till three And go right off to sleep if you're sleepy There's no use waitin' up fer me [WILL] I'll wait up, Annie [ADO ANNIE] No use waiting up fer me! [WILL] Come on and kiss me