Various Artists — I Shouldnt Have Come

[Verse 1: TED] I shouldn't have come Oh, I shouldn't have come This thing's a mistake An awful mistake That guy's such a snob And who is that hick? Can these be the guys I once thought I could never live without? [DOUG, spoken] Who do you think will win the world series? [TED, spoken] Well, uh, both teams look pretty good to me [ANGIE, spoken] Yeah [DOUG, spoken] Yeah [ANGIE, spoken] Well, may the best team win [Verse 2: ANGIE] This thing is a frost I'd like to get lost Old pals are the bunk This guy's a cheap punk And that one's a heel And I'm a Schlemiel Can these be the guys I once thought I could never live without? [Verse 3: DOUG] This thing's a bad dream Why can't I just scream? Oh, why did I fly To New York from Chi? To drink scotch at noon With a hick and a goon? Can these be the guys I once thought I could never live without? [Verse 4] [ANGIE] This guy is a punk, a punk, a punk [TED] This guy is a snob, a snob, a snob [DOUG] This guy is a dope, a hick, a square [ANGIE] I shoudn't have come, I'm in despair [TED, DOUG] Our dreams are dustin' down the drain [ANGIE, DOUG] This thing is a bust, and I'm insane [TED] Oh, why did I come? [ANGIE, DOUG] Oh, why am I here? [DOUG] A hick, a square, a snob, a punk [ANGIE] A hick, a square, a snob, a punk [ALL] Hah-hah-hah-hah, ho-ho-ho-ho A hick, a square, a snob, a punk A hick, a square, a snob, a punk Why did I come? Why am I here? Why?