Various Artists — Misery Agony Helplessness Hopelessness Heartache and Woe feat. Cry-Baby Original Studio Cast

ALLISON: I had a love, but love left me lonely I had a love, but now I have only Misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe Woe, woe, woe Deep in my heart, it must have been real love Cause now it's causing me quiet a good deal of Misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe Woah woah woah woah! I see no future for us, so I see no relief From the suffering, sorrow, despair, despondence, torment, and grief Who would have known? That part of maturing Was spending a month in your bedroom enduring Misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness, heartache, and woe Woah, woah, woah, woah! CRY-BABY: Locked in a cage, staring at the ceiling Locked in a cage, doin' nothing but feeling Misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe Woah woah woah! DUPREE: 10 kinds of hurt fill my soul as I languish Depression, despair, dejection, anguish Misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe DUPREE & CRY-BABY: 10 types of woe.... CRY-BABY: But when I dream of my darlin' waiting there for me I feel happiness, pleasure, contentment, serenity, joy bliss and glee She's up in her room ALLISON: He's locked in his prison BOTH: And I'd like to think, that he/she also is in CRY-BABY: Misery ALLISON: Agony CRY-BABY: Helplessness ALLISON: Hopelessness BOTH: Heartache and woe Woah, woah, woah, woah! PEPPER (spoken): What is that word? That describes being spit on... When you can't stop the pain? WANDA (spoken): Right, or stop getting hit on! PEPPER (spoken): How 'bout misery? WANDA (spoken): No, agony? PEPPER (spoken): Eh, helplessness? WANDA (spoken): Hopelessness? PEPPER (spoken): Heartache? WANDA (spoken): Woe PEPPER (spoken): Good one! WANDA (spoken): Thanks WANDA & PEPPER: Woe, woe, woe, woe! HATCHET-FACE: They cut up my face! They buried my hatchet! Now my nose has an itch! God I wish I could scratch it! This is misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness Heartache, and woe WANDA, PEPPER & HATCHET-FACE: Woe, woe, woe, woe! Take unfairness and injustice, and add 'em to the list Of the reasons we're furious, outraged Indigent, disgusted, and pissed ALL: But for now, nothing's left, but to join in this chorus Ripped from the world's most depressing thesaurus Misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness Heartache, and woe (Woe, woe, woe, woe!) Inconsolable grief (Woe, woe, woe, woe!) May as well jump off a bridge (Woe, woe, woe, woe!) Life is long road to death (Woe, woe, woe, woe!)