Various Artists — Pigpen Hoedown

[Charlie Brown] Okay, everybody, gather 'round It's time for the Pigpen Hoedown! Kick up your heels Jump up and down Shut your eyes and whirl around Reach out your hand if no one's there Grab your own hand Dance 'round in square [Everybody] When you're doin' the Pigpen Hoedown Gotta have a caller you can trust! 'Cause when "Pig-Pen" does a Hoedown He really kicks up some dust! [Peppermint Patty] Hey, Chuck, we're all bumping into each other Let me give it a try Bow to your left Bow to your right And if you find no one in sight Just bow to your toes and bow to your knees And dance around just as you please [Everybody] When you're doin' the Pigpen Hoedown Gotta have a caller you can trust! 'Cause when "Pig-Pen" does a Hoedown He really kicks up some dust! [Child 1] I can hardly see! [Child 2] It's the worst! [Lucy van Pelt] Hey, Patty, we're still bumping into each other Let me be the caller [Sally Brown] We don't need a caller, Lucy We need a vacuum cleaner! [Lucy van Pelt] If you really wanna dance If we stay here we've got no chance So nod to the ceiling and bow to the floor Leave "Pig-Pen" here and head for the door! [Everybody] When you're doin' the Pigpen Hoedown Gotta have a caller you can trust! 'Cause when "Pig-Pen" does a Hoedown He really kicks up some dust!