Various Artists — Thanks for the Nifty Country feat. Christopher J. Hanke

Whiffles! Forward! Sing! THE WHIFFLES: We've got a message for the founders This Independence Day Thanks for the nifty country! Because if it were not for you We'd be just the S of A So, thanks for the nifty country! You took a noble stance You bravely stood your ground Yes, when it came to founding You sure knew how to found 'Cause we grew into the best-est global superpower around So thanks for the nifty country Thanks for the dandy declaration That finally set us free From a king so cruel and evil He raised the price of tea It took a lot of courage To fight the mighty British But Washington you weren't even skittish Thanks for our cuddly Constitution That's ever so complex Full of bouncy little balances And cheeky little checks Its got lots of swell amendments That guarantee our freedom It's nice to know they're there in case we need 'em BALDWIN (Spoken): We the peppy do ordain and establish this theme park as Star-Spangled Fun Land THE WHIFFLES: So everybody join us On this July the Fourth And say thanks for the nifty country From the good folks in the South To their conquerors the North We say thanks for the nifty country And wouldn't it be swell If we grew up some day To give the gift of freedom to a people far away They'd shower us with flowers Bring us unicorns and say (Hey!) Thanks for the nifty country Thanks!