Various Artists — The Internet Is For Porn

[KATE, spoken:] Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm gonna teach something relevant Something modern; The internet! [KATE:] The internet is really really great [TREKKIE MONSTER:] For porn [KATE:] I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait [TREKKIE:] For porn [KATE:] What? There's always some new site [TREKKIE:] For porn! [KATE:] I browse all day and night [TREKKIE:] For porn! [KATE:] It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light [TREKKIE:] For porn! [KATE:] Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] The internet is for porn [KATE:] Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] The internet is for porn [KATE:] What are you doing!? [TREKKIE:] Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn [KATE:] Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] Oh! Hello, Kate Monster [KATE:] You are ruining my song [TREKKIE:] Oh, me sorry, me no mean to [KATE:] Well, if you wouldn't mind, please Being quiet for a minute so I can finish? [TREKKIE:] Okie Dokie [KATE:] Good! I'm glad we have this new technology [TREKKIE:] For porn- oh! [KATE:] Ugh Which gives us untold opportunity [TREKKIE:] For porn— Oops, sorry [KATE:] Right from you own desktop [TREKKIE:] For— [KATE:] You can research, browse and shop Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop [TREKKIE:] For porn! [KATE:] Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] The internet is for porn! [KATE:] Noooo [TREKKIE:] The internet is for porn! [KATE:] Trekkie [TREKKIE:] Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! [KATE:] That's gross! You're a pervert [TREKKIE:] Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster [KATE:] No, really, you're a pervert Normal people don't sit at home and look At porn on the internet [TREKKIE:] Ohhhh? [KATE:] What?! [TREKKIE:] You have no idea Ready, normal people? [BRIAN] Ready! [GARY] Ready! [ROD] Ready! [TREKKIE:] Lemme hear it! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for porn! [PRINCETON:] Sorry, Kate [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for porn! [PRINCETON:] I masturbate! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn! [KATE:] The internet is not for porn! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] Porn, porn— [KATE:] Hold on a second! [TREKKIE MONSTER:] Wha- [KATE:] Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online [ROD:] That' s correct [KATE:] And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com [BRIAN:] Sure! [KATE:] And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay [GARY:] Yes I do! [KATE:] And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card [PRINCETON:] True! [TREKKIE:] Oh, but Kate What you think he do... after? Hmm? [PRINCETON:] Yeah [KATE:] Ewww! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for porn! [KATE:] Gross! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for porn! [KATE:] I hate porn [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] Grab your dick and double-click For porn, porn porn [KATE:] I hate men! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] (Harmonizing) Porn, porn, porn, porn [KATE:] I' m leaving! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] Porn, porn, porn, porn [KATE:] I hate the Internet! [TREKKIE:] The Internet is for [TREKKIE AND SOME:] The Internet is for [TREKKIE AND ALL:] The Internet is for porn! [TREKKIE:] Yeah!