Various Artists — The Royal Nonesuch

[The Duke] She's got one big breast in the middle of her chest And an eye in the middle of her nose So says I If you look her in the eye You're better off lookin' up her nose Whoever you are Wherever you've been You've come this far Well, come on in See the Nonesuch [Huckleberry Finn] Nonesuch [Company] "Nonesuch!" "Nonesuch!" [The Duke] I get up early I stay up late I've seen it bеfore, but I still can't wait To see the Nonesuch [Huckleberry Finn] Nonеsuch [Company] "Nonesuch!" "Nonesuch!" [The Duke and Huck] She's got one big breast in the middle of her chest And an eye in the middle of her nose So says I If you look her in the eye You're better off lookin' up her nose [The Duke] Because the Nonesuch will be exhibited in a state of nature, no ladies will be permitted - but the education of no man or boy is complete until he has witnessed this shocking spectacle! Believe you me It's the best of the best I know what I'm saying I've seen the rest! The Nonesuch [Company] "Nonesuch!" "Nonesuch!" "Nonesuch!" [The Duke] It'll strike you blind with a heave and a sigh But come up close enough to risk one eye For the Nonesuch [Company] "Nonesuch!" "Nonesuch!" "Nonesuch!" [The Duke] She's got hound dog ears that hang down to here And lips like the bud of a rose So says I If you look her in the eye You're better off lookin' up her nose [Company] She's got hound dog ears that hang down to here And lips like the bud of a rose So says I If you look her in the eye Then you're better off lookin' up her nose [The Duke] Only fifty cents, the one-half part of a dollar! Servants, ten cents! I've been to Natchez And to New Orleans But this beats anything I've ever seen The Nonesuch [Company] "Nonesuch!" "Nonesuch!" "Nonesuch!" [The Duke] I've seen your money I can see your face Now come on in and take your place For the Nonesuch [Company] "Nonesuch!" "Nonesuch!" "Nonesuch!" [The Duke and Huck] Well, it ain't no woman and it ain't no man And it don't wear very many clothes So says I If you look her in the eye You're better off lookin' up her nose [Company] (as a round) Well, it ain't no woman and it ain't no... She's got hound dog ears that hang down to... She's got one big breast in the middle of her... So says I If you look her in the eye Then you're better off lookin' up her nose Then you're better off lookin' up her nose Then you're better off lookin' up her One big breast in the middle of her chest And an eye in the middle of her nose