VeggieTales — Love My Lips

[Narrator] And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one of his deepest fears... [Larry] If my lips ever left my mouth Packed a bag and headed south That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad [Dr. Archibald] I see, that'd be too bad, you'd be so sad? [Larry] That'd be too bad [Dr. Archibald] Alrighty [Larry] If my lips said "Adios I don't like you, I think you're gross" That'd be too bad, I might get mad [Dr. Archibald] Hm, that'd be too bad, you might get mad? [Larry] That'd be too bad [Dr. Archibald] Fascinating [Larry] If my lips moved to Duluth Left a mess and took my tooth That'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad [Dr. Archibald] Oh dear, that'd be too bad, you'd call your dad? [Larry] That'd be too bad [Dr. Archibald] Hold it! Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what you're saying is if your lips left you... [Larry] That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad I might get mad, I call my Dad That'd be too bad [Dr. Archibald] That'd be too bad? [Larry] That'd be too bad [Dr. Archibald] Why? [Larry] Because I love my lips! [Vocalizing with lips] [Dr. Archibald] Oh, my! This is more serious than I thought Larry, what do you see here? [Larry] Um, that looks like a lip [Dr. Archibald] What about this? [Larry] It's a lip [Dr. Archibald] And this? [Larry] It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip Liiiiiiiiiips, lip, lip, lip [Dr. Archibald] Larry, tell me about your childhood [Larry] When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold And they turned blue What could I do? [Dr. Archibald] Oh dear, they turned blue, what could you do? [Larry] Oh, they turned blue [Dr. Archibald] I see [Larry] On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth She had a beard, and it felt weird [Dr. Archibald] My, my, she had a beard and it felt weird? [Larry] She had a beard [Dr. Archibald] Oh! [Larry] Ten days after I turned 8 Got my lips stuck in a gate My friends all laughed And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar And I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee, right on the lip And we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen And when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish Except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip, 'usta!' [Dr. Archibald] Your friends all laughed. Usta. How do you spell that? [Larry] I don't know [Dr. Archibald] So what you're saying is that when you were young... [Larry] They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard, and it felt weird My friends all laughed... Usta! [Dr. Archibald] I'm confused [Larry] I love my lips! [Vocalizing with lips] [Dr. Archibald] Uh, Larry. Larry. Wait Larry, Larry! That's about enough, thank you [Narrator] This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next week when we hear Larry say... [Larry] Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose? [Dr. Archibald] Oh, look at the time! [Larry resumes lip vocalizing]