Vicki Lawrence — Funny Girl

I didn't need you when you found me You barely fit into my world But you were sweet and hung around me And you called me your funny girl I did my part and made you happy I make you laugh and that brought you up You pat my head instead of squeezing my body A patted head ain't quite enough I brought you through the trials and tribulations Silly fool, now, don't you know a funny girl gets sad Somewhere along the line you sure forgot to touch me I needed touching mighty bad Funny girl's got feelings, too She's not made just to entertain you Ha-ha! Come on, let's hear you laugh A funny girl gets sleepless nights And cries of loss of appetite Now, mister, how do you like that? You hurt your funny girl You'd hold my hand into the party Until you heard some kitten purr You'd dropped my hand And next thing that I knew, darling I'd see you standing next to her You'd hold my hand in front Of friends to prove you like me Playing sympathetic tricks upon my head And then because you were so unbearably handsome You'd thought I'd leap into your bed Funny girl's got feelings, too She's not made just to entertain you Ha-ha! Come on, let's hear you laugh Well, a funny girl gets sleepless nights And cries of loss of appetite Now, mister, how do you like that? You hurt your funny girl Oh, funny girl's got feelings, too She's not made just to entertain you...