Voltaire — Its Normal For A Man

When I was a young man Who traveled 'round the world And I've been with every kind of girl I think I slept with half the population of Japan It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man Back then our president He really raised the bar for Getting stuck, caught in the cookie jar He gave a new meaning to having an intern on your staff It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand Just grow a pair and fess up and say: It's normal for a man When you are a Tiger And have a gorgeous wife Sometimes you just get tired of your life If you eat filet mignon each day eventually you'll want Spam It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man Take that motorcycle man Who wed a movie star While she made films, he trolled around in bars He bed a stripper with a Nazi tattoo on her ass It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand Just grow a pair and fess up and say: It's normal for a man We men we have our predilection We'll cheat if given half a chance There ain't such thing as sex-addiction We're just horny bastards And we can't keep it in our pants It's perfectly normal, perfectly natural Now I'm old and wiser And have a lovely wife And I'll be true to her for all my life I ain't sayin' that I'm special or that I'm a superman I guess I'm just too old and tired To do what's normal for a man But if I did I wouldn't go lyin' through my teeth And rattle off excuses for what made me cheat I'd be the one to finally come along and take a stand I'd show my pair and fess up and say: It's normal for a man! And you would leave and I'd be lonely I'd hit the bar and wreck my health I'd cry and say I ruined everything Don't be sad for me, it's nothing strange It's normal for a man