Warren Zevon — Even a Dog Can Shake Hands

[Intro] Hey! Woo, woo Hey! [Verse 1] He's tryna survive up on Mulholland Drive He's got the phone in the car in his hand Everbody's tryna be a friend of mine Even a dog can shake hands [Verse 2] He wants twenty percent because he knew you back when Now they all want a piece of the band Everbody's tryna be a friend of mine Even a dog can shake hands [Verse 3] All the worms and the gnomes are having lunch at Le Dome They're all living off the fat of the land Everbody's tryna be a friend of mine Even a dog can shake hands Woo-woo, yeah [Chorus] Sign page forty-two, we'll do the rest for you Find a way to make it pay Don't lose your head, you'll end up dead Or you'll be living in the valley some day Hey! [Verse 4] I better not hope you don't rock the boat And we'll make a few hundred grand Everbody's tryna be a friend of mine Even a dog can shake hands [Verse 5] You'll be making the scene 'til they pick your bones clean And they don't leave much for the fans Everbody's tryna be a friend of mine Even a dog can shake hands Woo-woo, yeah [Chorus] Sign page forty-two, we'll do the rest for you Find a way to make it pay Don't lose your head, you'll end up dead You'll be living in the valley some day Yeah [Outro] Well, I'm tryna survive up on Mulholland Drive And I get it any way I can And everbody's tryna be a friend of mine Even a dog can shake hands Woo-woo, yeah Woo-woo, ain't that true?