Warren Zevon — Poor Poor Pitiful Me Alternate Version

[Verse 1] Well, I lay my head on the railroad tracks And wait for the Double "E" But the railroad don't run no more Poor, poor pitiful me [Chorus] Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me Woe is me [Verse 2] Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood But I ain't naming names She really worked me over good She was just like Jesse James She really worked me over good She was a credit to her gender She put me through some changes, Lord Sort of like a Waring blender [Chorus] Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me Woe is me [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me Woe is me [Verse 3] I met a girl at the Rainbow Bar She asked me if I'd beat her She took me back to the Hyatt House I don't want to talk about it Hey [Chorus] Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me, yeah [Outro] Woo, alright Yeah, God bless you, baby God bless you, baby Alright, yeah Let's get down, let's get down Woo Get back Front attack, laser, come on now