Warren Zevon — Poor Poor Pitiful Me NIC

[Intro] Maybe you've heard this before, maybe you haven't [Verse 1] Well, I lay my head on the railroad tracks And wait on the Double "E" The railroad don't run no more Poor, poor pitiful me [Chorus] Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me Woe is me [Verse 2] Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood I ain't naming names But she really worked me over good She was just like Jesse James She really worked me over good She was a credit to her gender She put me through some changes, Lord Sort of like a Waring blender [Chorus] Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me Woe is me Waddy [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me Woe [Verse 3] I met a girl from the Vieux Carré Down in Yokahama She picked me up and she shot me down Ain't gonna sing the dirty lyrics, but okay [Chorus] Poor, poor pitiful me, woo! Poor, poor pitiful me Yeah Yeah Poor, poor, poor me Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor, poor me Poor, poor pitiful me Waddy [Instrumental Break] [Outro] Woo