Warren Zevon — Seminole Bingo

[Verse 1] I'm a junk bond king And I'm on the run Me and a friend of mine We were headed for the sunshine I got my hands on the wheel I got gas in the tank I got a suitcase full of money From a Luxembourg bank [Verse 2] We didn't stop 'til we got to Big Cypress Wandered in to the Legion Hall The sign outside said "Seminole Bingo" Fell in love with the ping pong balls [Refrain] And the SEC is far behind Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos A long way from Liechtenstein I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] And my Wall Street wiles Don't help me even slightly 'Cause I never have the numbers And I'm losing nightly [Verse 4] I cashed in the last of my Triple B bonds Bought a double-wide on the Tamiami Trail I parked it right outside the reservation Fifteen minutes from the Collier County Jail [Refrain] And the SEC is far behind Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos A long way from Liechtenstein I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo [Instrumental Break] [Refrain] Well, the SEC is far behind Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos A long way from Liechtenstein I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo