Warren Zevon — Things to Do in Denver When Youre Dead

[Verse 1] I called up my friend Leroy on the phone I said, "Buddy, I'm afraid to be alone 'Cause I got some weird ideas in my head About things to do in Denver when you're dead" [Verse 2] I was working on a steak the other day And I saw Waddy in the Rattlesnake Cafe Dressed in black, tossin' back a shot of rye Finding things to do in Denver when you die [Chorus] You won't need a cab to find a priest Maybe you should find a place to stay Some place where they never change the sheets And you just roll around Denver all day [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Yeah, Leroy says there's something you should know Not everybody has a place to go And home is just a place to hang your head And dream of things to do in Denver when you're dead [Chorus] You won't need a cab to find a priest Maybe you should find a place to stay Some place where they never change the sheets And you just roll around Denver all day You just roll around Denver all day