Warren Zevon — Trouble Waiting to Happen

[Verse 1] I woke up this morning and I fell out of bed Trouble waiting to happen Should've quit while I was ahead Trouble waiting to happen I turn on the news to the Third World War Open up the paper to World War Four Just when I thought it was safe to be bored Trouble waiting to happen Trouble waiting to happen [Verse 2] The mailman brought me the Rolling Stone Trouble waiting to happen It said I was living at home alone Trouble waiting to happen I read things I didn't know I'd done It sounded like a lot of fun Well, I guess I've been bad or somethin' Trouble waiting to happen Trouble waiting to happen [Chorus] Trouble waiting to happen Teardrops ready to start Trouble waiting to happen To my heart [Verse 3] This just ain't gon' be my day Trouble waiting to happen Things just ain't gonna go my way Trouble waiting to happen My day was over by a quarter to ten I climbed right back into bed again I'd write this down if I could hold a pen I might get better but I don't know when And so I'm gonna wait right here 'til then Trouble waiting to happen Trouble waiting to happen [Chorus] Trouble waiting to happen Teardrops ready to fall Trouble waiting to happen To us all [Outro] Trouble waiting to happen Trouble waiting to happen Huh, huh Trouble waiting to happen Trouble waiting to happen