Watsky — S for Lisp

So someone said to me the other day I've got a lisp A stranger, you know, they said I've got a subtle lisp And I should know I sound a little stupid doing spoken word When all my words with "S" in them are spoken so absurd And I'm not upset, okay it just sucks To think you're speaking normally for two decades And then shucks— Find out your stuff sounds like a stanza of Severus Snape's toughest parseltongue is pronounced by Daffy Duck So I will say this: My subtle lisp is not sinful I'm not sorry Saturday, I'm not sorry Sunday; I'm spiritual and when I speak I celebrate the Sabbath seven days a week I've got special S sauce smothered on my skull walls like a tossed salad so silkscreen the Sistine ceiling on my soft pallet I sing along with super scenesters Reciting Sufjan Stevens songs in skinny jeans Dance salsa with soccer moms Sneaking out in skimpy see-through sarongs I will answer your questions in stout With my sexy subtly lisping sparkling incisor small What's my surname? Watsky What's my size? Stocky My city? San Francisco It's so sweet, now slow See, I've heard some steamy stories of oral sex But I'm not stretching to say one time I made a lady climax by speaking an essay section Of a Shakespeare sonnet in her split legs' general direction I scribble all S-Essays I shred them and sprinkle the whole S-ashes My speech doesn't give a spotted sea snail if it passes I slipped past straight Fs to straight Ss in my classes Because my speech stay second-semester senior status Seriously so so so so soon So sick sixth grade school kids call me sofa king I'm on tongue steroids Slammin' with the Sammie Sosa swing So tight I sleep upright in a small cell in Sing Sing And sail the seven seas on Steve Irwin's stingray While your speedboat's sinking It's still too soon Anyway, screw an S.S.O.S I'm straight S.S.S for Save Someone's Standards Studied at Emerson; the school of savage speech Sup, Stanford? I spit sexier than Summer Sanders, Sarah Silverman Susan Sarandon, Sissy Spacek, Sally Struthers, and Selena Spooning in a 6-way same-sex all S celebrity civil union So, you can slander the gay lisp And I will slip you a solid list of friends Or 60% of Emerson; who Lisp or no lisp, will stomp, spit, stay pissed And start all over on the racists You can save the South Korean stereotypes The Sambo shtick The sexist shit is sickening And if you suppose your speech is normal Its 'cause your impediment is listening Speak for those of us with something special Something that sets us aside from my— Accent havers, my... stammerers My southerners, my st-st-stutterers Yes, I will spit it sick and stick to never skipping "S" 'Cause I was— Suckin' on a soup spoon and I suckled it to sterling silver Simple, supple, super soaker Staying watching Sister Sister Scenage syllables coming esophagus Move up there this place is Sufferin' succotash Second place isolate oxygen There's no stopping this I start this step of speaking You should see that I will not desist I'm sorry! CUSPI, if you don't like a subtle lisp Then you can simply suck on thissssssss