Waylon Jennings — Singer Of Sad Songs

[Verse 1] Widow Jones couldn't make it on her own Frank was 'electrified leaving six kids half grown In her misery she sent for me the singer of sad songs And I sympathized and eulogized Frank Jones [Chorus] And she cried singer of sad songs I need your services today Doctor of broken hearts I'll wash your clothes And mend your socks for your pay [Verse 2] Farmer Brown had always dreamed of city lights Mini skirts on pretty girls were in his sights So one early morn he left his corn to harvest a field of sin Mrs. Brown called me shortly after three a.m.. [Chorus] [Verse 3] Lovely Lucy sat there sipping a glass of wine She was at the church waiting till after nine But the groom to be was somewhere free with a case of yellow spine Lovely Lucy she's still a virgin and that's a crime [Chorus]