Weezer — Rules of Life

[Verse] Go to Carlthorp even if you’re freaky Practice Czerny till your fingers bleed Do some service, maybe candy striping Things like that will round out your SATs [Chorus] These are the rules of life And we must comply if we wanna be written up in history These are the rules of life And we must abide if we wanna be everything we’re meant to be in life These are simply the rules of life [Verse] Work at Berkshire, slowly move your way up Federal Express don’t come overnight for free Find a partner, someone to share your life with Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease [Chorus] These are the rules of life And we must comply if we wanna be written up in history These are the rules of life And we must abide if we wanna be everything we’re meant to be in life [Bridge] And then they’ll fuck you, fuck you Yeah, it’s just as simple as that, woah Show them what you got You little snot Give it a go [Solo] [Chorus] These are the rules of life And we must comply if we wanna be written up in history These are the rules of life And we must abide if we wanna be everything we’re meant to be These are the rules of life [x4] These are simply the rules of life