Will Smith — Intro

[Skit: Mia Pitts, Keith B-Real & Will Smith] Good evening, ladies and gentleman, I'm Mia Pitts, and I'm standing in front of the historic Mann's Chinese Theatre where thousands, literally thousands of fans, journalists, and well-wishers have gathered merely to catch a glimpse of the artist formerly known as Fresh Prince This album premiere marks Will Smith's return to the world of rap The long awaited album entitled Big Willie Style has broken sale records everywhere from Bangkok to Madagascar As we all anxiously await the arrival of the man himself Oh, wait a minute Judging from the stir of the crowd, yes! He's arrived Ladies and gentlemen, Will Smith has arrived! Will! Will! Here, here, here, excuse me, brother, uh, Will, Will, Will, brother Hey— Can I get you, real brothers Hey-ey— Uh, over here Uh, yay, hey, what's up man, how ya doin'? Say how ya—how ya—no, how you doin? Uh— Look, I'm Keith B-Real from Keep-It-Real Radio and founding editor of Keep-It-Real Magazine and motivational tapes We practice what we preach here, brother and that is keepin it real Now uh, Will (Read your stuff) Lemme ask you something, do you think that you make quote-unquote "real rap music"? 'Cause I ain't never seen the Wu dancin' with no singin' alien, keep it real Ha, well, you bro I-you know, I like to have a good time Mm-hmm You know, and have fun with the music that I make Mm-hmm You know, let people have fun Mm-hmm, fun in times like these Anyway, keep it real A-another question if I can move on Will, uh, you've saved the world two years in a row Now do you feel you have some sort of superballistic complex? I-I'm sorry brother, superb...superballistic? Yeah, uh, yes, you know, look it up, look it up I ain't got time, I'm keepin' it real brother I mean do you feel that you're superballist than everybody else? No, uh, wait, hold on, hold on, um Yo Charlie, Charlie, look, uh, why don't you uh, escort Mr. Real inside Show him to a real nice table Oh, okay, is that the VIP? E-easy, easy, I just got this out the cleaners, man Hey, you take care, Keith This is crushed linen