Will Smith — Keith B-Real I Interlude

[Skit: Keith B-Real & Jada Pinkett Smith] I am Keith B-Real, story breaker, keepin' it real here I'm in some Chinese mans theater And this brother is keeping it real damn ridiculous This is belemptious He got people up here posin' as slaves and things and ice and everything This is ridiculous, I can't beli— Wait a minute, is that Jada Pinkett? 'Cuse me, Jada! Hey— Over here Hi, how are you? Yeah hi, hey, hey, hey, I'm Keith B-Real, keepin' it real as usual I got some questions I need to ask you, girl Sure Uh, how long do you think this Will Smith, uh, hyperthermia is gon' last? Um, hyper-hyperthermia? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look it up, don't—man, you guys readin' or somethin'? Um, well, you know, I think that Will is very talented Mm-hmm And I think that, you know, he'll be successful at anything that he puts his mind to Mm-hmm, uh, yeah well, I was checkin' out his vertebrae He don't look like he could slang it like no man now Wha— Now me, I would tear your little—uh If you would've read my motivational tapes You wouldn't've done that, it talks about that on page thirty seven Uh, yeah, uh, 'cuse me, Charlie Mack, please handle this Charlie, you need to stop grabbin' up on me Anyway, this is Keith B-Real, I'll be right back Charlie, you gon' get enough of grabbin' up on me, man