Willie Nelson — Ten with a Two

[Verse 1] Last night downtown I was drinking the booze Like it was going out of style My whole head got light, I lost my eyesight I ain't been that drunk in awhile Along about one I spotted a queen And I started to make my move Aw, she was believing every line I was laying Lord I was just too cool Well I thought I died and gone to heaven But lord did I look like a fool Last night I came in at two with a ten But at ten I woke up with a two [Chorus] Last night I came in at two with a ten But at ten I woke up with a two I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking But Lord when I get on that booze I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman But I sure woke up with a few Last night I came in at two with a ten But at ten I woke up with a two [Verse 2] Well I made up my mind I was never gonna find Myself in that condition again But here I sit on the same bar stool And just look at the shape that I'm in I done spotted me another queen Sittin' at a table alone So I strolled on over and sat myself down And asked if I can take her home When she said yes, I thought I'd been blessed But boy did I look like a fool Last night I came in at two with a ten But at ten I woke up with a ten [Chorus] Last night I came in at two with a ten But at ten I woke up with a two I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking But Lord when I get on that booze I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman But I sure woke up with a few Last night I came in at two with a ten But at ten I woke up with a two [Outro] Now you may laugh But if you've got the cash I'll bet you ten to one you have too