XTC — Sgt. Rock Is Going to Help Me

[Hook] Hey, rock, rock! Hey, rock, rock! Hey, rock, rock! Hey, rock, rock! [Verse 1] I'm enlisting, overseas aid Need assisting, help with a maid Get the expert on mademoiselles He could diffuse any bombshell [Pre-Chorus] If I could only be tough like him Then I could win my own small battle of the sexes [Chorus] And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign [Hook] Hey, rock, rock! Hey, rock, rock! Hey, rock, rock! Hey, rock, rock! [Verse 2] I'm invading territories Girls are foreign and strange to me Get the expert at kissing and stuff Well, he stays easy when things get rough [Pre-Chorus] If I could only be tough like him Then I could win my own small battle of the sexes [Chorus] And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign [Bridge] Sometimes relationships don't go as planned Some girls can make themselves so cold A no man's land [Pre-Chorus] If I could only be tough like him Then I could win my own small battle of the sexes [Chorus] And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign [Hook] Hey, rock, rock! Hey, rock, rock! Hey, rock, rock! Hey!