Yun Head — Alphabet Song

[Intro: Yun Head] Ayo! Aye! [Verse 1: Yun Head] I just went to a Target and bought the Alphabet Song If I were to count my money it would take a long time I went to a kindergarten and had a fun time This girl just said, “Hi” to me and I said “How was your day, man, I just stubbed my toe” I want to go to another country and play a board game My day was so boring I went on Crunchyroll I hate kids man I hope they stop crying I just watched Evangelion I'm gonna think about my life for a second hold on I just listened to Justin Bieber I said, “Baby” I’m on a Discord call with Maniya and Bible at the same time I’m on a Discord server with 1.5k members that’s crazy (Baby, baby) Stop talking about your dog because I don't care The reason why I don’t care is because I don’t have a dog Girl, you built like a pineapple pizza Girl, I just ate a pineapple pizza I just watched Dr. Stone that show was clever That boy asked me for money I said never That boy turned feminine that’s a gender bender I just recommended that kid into the LGBTQ community Bruh that boy just got accepted into the LGBTQ community Girl are you a truck because I want you to run over me I feel your heartbeat to the beat of the drums I just sang that song by Kesha because I want to di- I just went to the men’s bathroom and I saw a woman I just saw a woman play basketball I just watched Death Note that guy is a novelist [Verse 2: MOL$] I just hacked into some bitch's Runescape account My homie just got charged for murder on 3 counts I just ate some chicken tenders and now I'm fuckin bloated Don't pull up bitch my AR is loaded Now I just punched a hoe like my name is fuckin Saitama Blood all over the counter now she has some drama The government tried to ban me from fuckin Soundcloud They said if I post any more garbage they were gonna kick my ass out 7 dollars in my bank account I turn that shit into a million The amount of fucks I give is like negative a billion I just got 103 tier subs on Twitch I just took your girl and I turn her to my bitch Bruh I'm feeling like Erwin cuz I'm just gonna fuckin kill my- Bitch called my daddy cuz I'm grabbing the fuckin belt Grabbin' my AK and sending you straight to hell I just gave a 5-year-old kid a fuckin L Dumbass bitch never even learned to spell I just saved a razer blade and now I'm in the ER Killed my own sister when she gave me CPR My sisters dead She’s dead! She’s dead! (BRRRRRRRRPAPAPAPAPAPA) [Verse 3: Redboy] I don't like ping pong i'd rather just shoot you This big AR just connected to the Bluetooth Now I shot the TV I was just trynna watch a YouTube video Then I uploaded it as a Youtube video My teeth got diamonds your shit look like cobblestone I ding dong ditched this bitch and she wasn't even home Yun Head's name is... WAIT WAIT WAIT WOAH I just had sex with the bee on the Cheerios cereal box Have you ever heard of a CD? (Yeah, I mean of course, I mean-) Yeah, SEE DEEZ NUTS I fucked the butt out of a bitch she like a double stuffed oreo I ordered a white bitch off Amazon so we could watch Victorious together Then I killed her cuz she's a Scorpio we won't work together Twerk team, I'm twerk- [Verse 4: ZZZCUPIDITATEM] MY PENIS LOOK LIKE A CASIO KEYBOARD I DONT WANNA KISS THAT DUDE CAUSE I THINK THAT HE BORED DUCKS CANT HOLD THEIR RECTUMS TO KEEP THEM FROM POOPIN LIL BITCH CAN YOU PLEASE CLOSE THE BATHROOM DOOR CANT YOU SEE THAT IM POOPIN I MIGHT GO BUY A FAKE DIAMOND NECKLACE FOR A 150,000 I HAVE A 150,000 CAUSE I COMMIT TAX FRAUD YOU REALLY SHOULDNT COMMIT TAX FRAUD CAUSE IT HURTS THE ECONOMY IF YOURE IN HIGHSCHOOL THEN PLEASE TAKE A CLASS ABOUT THE ECONOMY I WAS BAPTISED IN ORANGE FANTA ORANGE FANTA WAS MADE IN NAZI GERMANY Was I baptised in Nazi Germany? I USE BEANBAGS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A BIGGER PENIS! [Verse 5: ReptileLegit] I just woke up and now I’m taking a shit I used my moms credit card now she’s throwing a fit I work at McDonald’s (why) cause I’m awesome at rapping I have a really big dick and I’m not even capping (I’m really not) Speaking of caps, i like them cause they make my head warm My favorite food is sushi and I also like corn (I’m just kidding I was lying) Netflix is expensive, so i only buy Hulu I really like gorillas cause they throw their poo poo (Gorillas are my favorite animal) I wish i was a gorilla so i can throw my doo doo Every time i listen to X, I cry I really dont like my ex and i hope she dies [Verse 6: Wonder] I just went to the kitchen and I saw Paula Deen! This fat dude at the crib eating ice and refried beans! My grandpa murdered a man when he was in World War 3! I just ate copious amounts of orbeez! I couldn't help it they look fucking delicious God damn I ate a fucking McChicken, that chicken probably had a family and a girlfriend I just introduced the bitches to my ugly fucking broke friend I just slapped the fuck out of my mom then I said "I'm sorry!" I just walked up to a cracker and I stole his fucking car keys! Broke ass pussy drove a Ford Honda Altima! I just accidentally played 100 gecs in front of the bitches They took Stuart Little off Netflix, bitch im fucking livid! I thought grandma was having a heart attack, I couldn't even hear her! I was at the crib jerking off in front of the mirror I just took my grandmas percs, and now I can see clearer. (wow) [Verse 7: Rainepuff & $EMMY] Imma start a Youtube channel with my unemployment check Then i'm gonna get rich like Josh Peck I just met a fat bitch, she say she from Mexico Always bring that gas bitch, like I'm fucking Texico I just stole a kid from a white bitch at daycare Shoved him in a locker then I put him up on wayfair That's why we shipping new parts for my TV Bitch you'll get shot in the dark, you won't see me Hopping on Club Penguin to get a mother fuckin Puffle Bitch you'll never see all the fuckin' drugs I smuggle Bitch I'll turn into a car like Lightning McQueen Talk down on my name, see this AR-15 I be making millions, and y'all be making memes Stealing from my new job, it's a pyramid scheme! I've been loitering outside and that shit is not allowed (uh uh) I just robbed my coworker and made him use his life insurance I just decked out my pick-up with 2 twin turrets (pew pew pew) I just stole an (Yeah) uncrustable from Wal-Mart (Yeah) Imma buy a segway im so fat (Aye) call me Paul Blart (Aye) [Verse 8: $EMMY] Mmm yummy munchy munchy yeah I’m eating ham Mmm yeah crunchy crunchy my ex was from Vietnam Give me lots of money I would probably kiss a man Mmm yummy I'm a chimp I’m a monkey eat banan Yeah I’m a monkey swinging from a large vine If you don’t pull out some money then you're wasting all of my time Yeah I’m sipping on Corona so pass me the lime If your trying to cop a feature then you better get in the large line This one time I was playing scrabble and I put the word requested down and I thought I was really smart because it’s a big word but later realised I had spelled it wrong and felt like a buffoon I’m blowing up so call me a balloon I’m farting on the track because I have been diagnosed with a loose anus We didn’t want to have to do it so hard to em but you know Yun Head made us And now I’m eating her (fart) like a large sealed jar of jam And I wish I didn’t have to finish on the song Jam [Verse 9: MC Prophet] I just ate some ribs for dinner that shit tastes so good! Just ate your mom pussy that shit tasted so good! I just rhymed good with good because I am so good I'm really fucking hungry, I don't know what to cook! I just made a song for Yun and then I started pissin' Just made my dick long just like a Minecraft Piston My mom got mad at me because I didn't do the dishes Supreme in GTA is actually called Bigness I bought a blackberry because I didn't want an IPhone Why your haircut look like it's an Icecream cone Your forehead so big it looks like the Dimmsdale Dimmadome Your fucking acne looks like it's some Minecraft cobblestone Your mom is very nice sorry for what I said earlier Got a perm on my balls to make the hair curlier I rolled around in mud to make myself dirtier Don't know what to say next so I'm just going to say earlier [Verse 10: Vepze] I am not a girl so I won't experience menopause! I do not like to drink, I hate white claws! I cannot read, call that exclamation proclamation! I am on a mobile device, so I cannot read the annotations! I tried to do a push up under water I couldn’t do a push up! I yelled at my father and he made me do a push up! I was playing tag in gym class and my gym teacher made me do a push up! My arms are looking kind of skinny im gonna go do push ups! I went to the store to go buy some tylenol! I just cut my wee wee after shaving my balls! I just made twelve dollars after selling my small intestine I just got in trouble because I was carrying a weapon Next year im going to take precal I hope to god i do not fail precal If i fail precal that will not be good My parents will take away my Youtube channel and then send me to a different neighborhood [Verse 11: RickyTokyo] Mother fucker you built like Spongebob you’re built like Mr. Krabs Mother fucker you so ugly you’re built like my dad Old big body ole face ass fake neck having ass looking ass ugly ass boy dirty ass boy stupid ass boy bitch ass fucking loser ass boy kid ass boy bitch ass boy dumb ass boy OH SAY CAN YOU SEE Mother fucker im American We dont speak Spanish motherfucker we speak American Land of the free baby WOO I legally went to Wal-Mart and purchased a Glock 15 while I proceeded to go to a daycare and shoot down 15 innocent people including the children and staff i told them I was hearing voices and they cut my sentence in half What really came first the chicken or the egg cause if you think about it how can an egg possibly exist before the chicken that just makes no sense [Interlude] Ruh Ro RAGGY [Verse 12: Fumiharo] I just hopped in GTA Online and got a lapdance Then I got on Discord then told my friends I got a lapdance I ate a Cheeto off the floor, and then I woke up riding an elephant (elephant) Saw a dog then we had a conversation about recent political opinions (it was really nice) I got a purple Lamborghini call me the man behind the slaughter (woo) Walk in an orphanage then I said poggers (poggers) I just started watching a VTuber and then she said, “Big Chungus” I got a number 15 Burger King foot fungus I shot at the ground 'cause the ground cracked my moms back (I did) I fell asleep then woke up, thought I had a heart attack (what?) Went back to sleep, shot at my dream 'cause they scared me (bitch ass nigga) Went to Brazil because Rio de Janeiro (oooo) I ain't talk to that bitch she look like Robert Dinero (oooo) I got mad because i accidentally deleted Flappy Bird off my phone (don’t delete it guys) I dont eat off of tables because they always hit my funny bone Slap that nigga in the back of the head because he dropped my box of Cheerios Bitch thought I brought the Lamborghini no bitch this the Nissan Started playing nyan cat bitch this my theme song [Bridge] Ruh Ro RAGGY [Outro: Teelawst] I just hit 1K monthlies on Spotify, where’s my gold plaque? Made out with your bitch, but she had a lot of tooth plaque Call me Aladdin, cause I just stole some fuckin' bread Then I-


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