blink-182 — Degenerate Buddha version

[Verse 1 - Tom DeLonge] Crossed the street, naked at night Bent over to show some moonlight Whipped out some beer and I gulped it down Drunk in a gutter is how I was found Thrown in a police car as the door slammed No noise just silence as I screamed my thumb was jammed Now in prison for one month, no one to see All I've got is this guy Benjamin Dover [Chorus - Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge] Don't like hesh, don't like rap Don't like Sally cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Hit my teacher with a baseball bat Hit my sister, spit on my mom For a hobby I make bombs [Verse 2 - Tom DeLonge] Went to a farm to tip some cows Forgot that I left my pants down Bent over to pick them up Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum The farmer took me to his house Showed me the closet from the inside out The police came, they took me away Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay [Chorus - Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge] Don't like hesh, don't like rap Don't like Sally cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Hit my teacher with a baseball bat Hit my sister, spit on my mom For a hobby I make bombs [Chorus - Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge] Don't like hesh, don't like rap Don't like Sally cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Hit my teacher with a baseball bat Hit my sister, spit on my mom For a hobby I make bo-o-ombs, yeah-uh