Andy Milonakis — King of Cartoons

[Intro] Presenting... presenting... presenting... His royal majesty, The King of Cartoons [Flowers] That's right, you heard us correctly He'll be right here directly To present a cartoon perfectly Dooba dooba doobee doowah... [Hook] The king... the king... the king... The king... the king... the king... The king... the king... the king... Of Cartoons! [Verse 1: Andy Milonakis] I'm the King of Cartoons, wacky as fuck! Getting head in the lacks with Daffy Duck Rolling downtown to find Bugs Bunny! Mother fucker, better have my drug money The Road Runner, is a homeless speed freak Cash that fool, I'll snap his Meep Meep Smurfette, has got a blueberry puss! Make that bitch drink my Smurferry juice! Gargamel gargles Asreal's cum And Asreal get Smurfs right in the bum And Garfield likes to buttfuck Odie Then he howls, like a Wile E Coyote! Pepe Le Pew is always on his knees Then the Skunk stink smells like Lamberger cheese Don't touch that dial, please stay tuned Suck my dick, I'm the King of Cartoons! [Hook] The king... the king... the king... The king... the king... the king... The king... the king... the king... Of Cartoons! [Verse 2] Now welcome back to our show! Bout' to pork Miss Piggy in her porkhole And when she cums, she's faking it She got Porkchop pussy and Bacon tits I think that Kermit skeeted on skeeter And Beaker got aids from a fucked up tweaker And He-Man, is really a She-Man He's a tranie from Downtown, Cleaveland! He's born to fighting evil Now he's homeless and fighting needles The Count has a big jew nows And Snuffleupagus is real, who knows? I battle Bert and Earnie Put those Orange and Yellow faggots on a Gearnie [Porkie Pig] That's all folks! [Andy] See you real soon Suck my dick, I'm the King of Cartoons! [Hook] The king... the king... the king... The king... the king... the king... The king... the king... the king... Of Cartoons! *instrumental* [Hook] The king... the king... the king... The king... the king... the king... The king... the king... the king... Of Cartoons! (x2)