Andy Milonakis — Penis Capades

[Verse 1] Smokin' a golden rap, eatin' Alaskan trail mix That's raisins, peanuts, and shriveled up whale dicks Zero milligrams of cholesterol The Beverly Center is not a mall It's a haven for Cliff Clavin, nah, just fakin' I said it cuz' it rhymes real good It's a spot for rich cum sluts in Hollywood A Beverly Hills who that clever with me Cause I like oxys, and Vicos, but xannies give me chills I'm sick of wack bitches who I'm through bein' nice I wanna three bitches, twice, with lice, a nice And now you got frozen mouse pussy disease, pussy disease Mickey Mouse ice capades between ya' knees Or should I say pussy capades, pussy capades I like that better, pussy capades! [Chorus] Pussy, pussy capades, pussy capades Pu-pussy, pussy capades, pussy capades Pussy, pussy capades, pussy capades Pu-pussy, pussy capades, pussy capades [Verse 2] Rockin' a Cosby sweater with a Beretta Got a V for Vendetta, or V for vagina Go to Japan and fuck a bitch from China Go to China, fuck a bitch from Japan If a chick talk shit, hit the bitch with a pan Say "cook my shit bitch, cook my shit!" "You a big jack slut, so cook my shit!" And if you got beef, I'll fuck your mother in the teeth I think I love her when she queefs, but I'm not too sure One time I jerked off to a hot Jew whore Went to the ice cream store to find the right flavor Stick my cock and balls in and said "see ya' later" I brought new life to [?] and cream My penis was colder than a skating team Or should I say penis capades, penis capades Yeah I like that better, penis capades! [Chorus] Penis, penis capades, penis capades Pe-penis, penis capades, penis capades Penis, penis capades, penis capades Pe-penis, penis capades, penis capades Pussy, pussy capades, pussy capades Pu-pussy, pussy capades, pussy capades Penis, penis capades, penis capades Pe-penis, penis capades, penis capades