Benny Bell — Shaving Cream

I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of shh- -shaving cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen I think I'll break off with my girlfriend Her antics are queer, I'll admit Each time I say, "Darling, I love you" She tells me that I'm full of shh- -having cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen Our baby fell out of the window You'd think that her head would be split But good luck was with her that morning She fell in a barrel of shh- -aving cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen And old lady died in a bathtub She died from a terrible fit In order to fulfill her wishes She was buried in six feet of shh- -having cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen When I was in France with the army One day I looked into my kit I thought I would find me a sandwich But the darn thing was loaded with shh- -having cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen And now folks my story is ended I think it is time I should quit If anyone of you feel offended Stick your head in a barrel of sh- -aving cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen