Bernadette Peters — Anything You Can Do

Anything you can do i can do better ha! I can do anything better than you No you can't, yes i can No you can't, yes i can No you can't, yes i can, yes i can Anything you can be i can be greater Sooner or later im greater than you No youre not, yes i am No you're not, yes i am No you're no, yes i am, yes i am I Can shoot a partrage with a single cartridge I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow I can live on bread and cheese And only on that? yeah So can a rat Any note you can sing i can sing higher I can sing any note higher than you No you can't, yes i can No you can't, yes i can No you can't, yes i can No you caaaaaaan't, Yes i caaaaaaaan How do you sing that high? I'm a girl! Anything you can say i can say softer I can say anything softer than you No you can't, yes i can No you can't, yеs i can Yes i can Yes i can I can drink my liquor faster than a flickеr I can drink it quicker and get even sicker I can open any safe Without being caught? You bet That's what i thought you crook Any note you can hold i can hold longer I can hold any note longer than you No you can't, yes i can No you can't, yes i can No you can't, yes i can Yes I Can Yes you can! Where do you keep all that air? Nhh oh Anything you can say i can say faster I can say anything faster than you No you can't, yes i can No you can't, yes i can No you can't, yes i can I can jump a hurdle I can wear a girdle I can knit a sweater I could fill it better I can do most anything Can you bake a pie? No, Neither can i Anything you can sing i can sing sweeter I can sing anything sweeter than you No you can't, yes i can No you can't, yes i can No you can't, yes i can No you can't, oh yes i can No you can't can't can't Yes i can can can Yes i caannnnn