Bernadette Peters — Capped Teeth and Caesar Salad

[EMMA:] Capped teeth and caesar salad Good old Beverly Hills With every deal that's done an award is won You can rent a car or rent a star Suntans and Sunday brunches Sprinklers sprinkle away It's like a fairy tale long as you don't inhale I'll call you back and have a nice day Capped teeth and caesar salad Spotless Beverly Hills If someone takes a walk all the neighbors talk Every man and beast came from back east Earthquakes and English muffins Ulcers poppin' away The films are being hyped before the scripts are typеd I'll call you back and have a nice day [MR. BLOOM’S SECRETARY:] Hello, Mr. Bloom's officе [EMMA:] Yes, may I speak to Sheldon, please? [MR. BLOOM’S SECRETARY:] No, I’m afraid Mr. Bloom's at a screening If you would like to leave word [EMMA:] Yes, I would like to leave w- [MR. BLOOM’S SECRETARY:] We'll get right back to you [EMMA:] Yes, I’d like to leave word [MR. BLOOM’S SECRETARY:] Thank you for calling Have a nice day [EMMA:] You have a nice day, too And a nice swim Capped teeth and caesar salad Cozy Beverly Hills Out here a woman shops until her chauffeur drops When her bosoms droop, fifty surgeons swoop Don't work, sit and look pretty Keep your boredom at bay Out here the rainbow ends in your Mercedes Benz I'll call you back and have a nice day Hello, Mr. Bloom's office. Who is thi- Oh, Emma! Oh, Emma! I'm sorry, Emma, Mr. Bloom is not in To you, Emma Never, never, never to Emma, Emma, Emma Yes I know, I'm just one of Mr. Bloom's possessions One of his things Just an object dart, that's what I am Just a soggy crumpet floating around the pool all day long I'll call you back and have a nice day