Bernard Cribbins — Get Your Hair Cut

[Verse 1] There we were, me and her Side by side on the sofa Just me and her doin' fine We had a nice little chat as we Sat on the sofa Found that her hand was in mine I told her she was nice to know And I held her oh-so near Then I turned the lights down low But she shouted in my ear: [Chorus] Get your hair cut Get your hair cut To be absolutely blunt With your hair cut Like a coconut You look as if your head's on Back-to-front [Verse 2] I met her dad. Not so bad For a bloke on assistance Hеr mum gives a shout from the hall Her aunty Flo said hеllo From a very safe distance Her granny says nothin' at all I removes my hat and then I takes a step inside I said, "It's turned out nice again" To which they all as one replied: [Chorus] Get your hair cut Get your hair cut It's an absolute disgrace With your hair cut Like a coconut How can we tell which end you Keep your face? [Verse 3] There we were, me and her Side by side at the altar When her mum starts to say She says, "Oh, Dad, ain't it sad That we're losin' a daughter" And Dad answered, "Hip hip hooray!" The parson looked at me and sighed Saying, "Now we are gathered here Tell me: Which one is the bride?" And the choir sang loud and clear: [Chorus] Get your hair cut Get your hair cut And you'd better do it soon With your hair cut Like a coconut It's gonna be a funny Honeymoon [Outro] [Choir] Get your hair cut Get your hair cut [Bernard Cribbins (shouting)] Pack it in! Stop it! Pack it in! I've had enough of this. I'm gonna let it grow as long as I like! I'll be single and long-haired with all them—I don't know, but I'll find them! There must be a place for long-haired lovely lads like me: single blokes, all with long hair all hangin' down on the ground, with little trollies behind so it doesn't get caught in the tram lines as you're walkin' along the …